My social lifes a dud,
my name is really mud.
-- From Talk Talk
The Music Machine (1966)
My wife isnt like me when it comes to searching for and/or repairing old things. Shes more likely to buy a new car, for example, than to spend time on having her old one fixed. Its just the way shes wired.
I, on the other hand, am still driving the 1991 Honda Civic I got when the price of gas was a $1.25 a gallon and I didnt have any gray hair.
Well, not that many gray hairs.
Now, as I bear down on the double-nickel (a birthday Id just as soon ignore), I think I understand my wifes attitude a little better. Some people think new things are intrinsically better than those with some miles on them. I get that. But I will always be younger than my wife, no matter how old I look.
Her graduating class is getting set to mark its 40th anniversary this summer and there isnt a power in heaven or on Earth that could get my wife to attend.
Shes adamantly anti-reunion.
Oh, shes got no problem (well, only a few) when it comes to joining me at mine, but when it comes to hers, thats a road my wifes never going to travel.
Cmon, I said the other night. Its your 40th! You should be there.
How many ways, she asked, can I say no?
Youd have fun, I said. Ill run interference for you.
Thats just it, she said. You love a crowd.
She had me there.
Given a choice between standing alone or joining a conversation, Ill always take the plunge.
It wasnt always so, however.
When I was stuck in the purgatory that was high school, I knew only a few people and trusted even fewer; as such, my outlook tended to be a bit occluded. Where others saw opportunity, I anticipated disappointment.
Which is why it was with great trepidation that when I finally mustered the nerve to give my class ring to a girlfriend, I was already two years clear of high school, churning my way through the perilous waters of college life at Notre Dame, a formerly all-male bastion of Catholic abstinence that had only recently admitted its first class of women.
My class ring meant a lot more to my hometown honey, apparently, than it did to me, otherwise I would never have parted with it.
Especially since Ive never seen it in 35 years or so.
What happened was so simple and common that I hesitate to even bring it up ... its happened to every guy who, being miles away from his one true love, finds another one.
Go ahead.
Throw stones.
I deserve it.
But even though I strayed, I always took care of my former girlfriends class ring, a trinket to me but a treasure to her.
An exchange was negotiated. And so it happened that on a summers evening during the year of our nations bicentennial, there came a knock at the door to my basement bedroom.
Come on in, I said, turning down the volume on Four-Way Street.
Down those three steps walked the 12-year-old sister of my former girlfriend, a shy but sly lass whod never really liked me and, under those circumstances, liked me even less.
You have it? she asked.
Sure, I said, handing over her big sisters class ring.
She pocketed it.
You have something for me? I asked.
Kid sister headed up the steps, turned and smiled ... an oily little grin that I knew meant trouble.
I have a message from my sister, she said.
OK.
Your rings at the bottom of the Scioto River, she said. Its not coming back.
And then she slammed the door to my subterranean shelter.
What could I do?
I turned up Carry On ... and did just that.
Ive learned to live without my high school class ring, but Ive missed it. You only get one, after all, and Ive always been way too fond of things that reverberate with the echoes of times past.
Which was why I was so struck when my wife, having been cleaning out her bathroom closet one day last week, made a startling discovery.
Guess what I found? she asked, flashing that I-know-something-that-you-dont smile.
The keys to your 1963 Impala convertible, I replied.
No, she said. Take a look inside that cabinet.
There, on a shelf, pretty as a picture, was my wifes high school class ring.
I thought, I said, gazing at the long-lost totem, that you said it was gone.
She shook her head.
I said I didnt care one way or the other, she said. Now Im glad its back.
But you werent even looking for it, I said. I look weeks and months for things that are lost.
Theres a lesson in that, she said, and began making plans to buy a new pair of sneakers, even though theres nothing wrong with the old ones.
Mike Dewey can be e-mailed at CarolinamikeD@aol.com or snail-mailed at 6211 Cardinal Drive, New Bern, NC 28560.