To quote the Beatles ... it was 20 years ago today.
Thats right, faithful readers.
On March 3, 1990, I began writing this weekly column.
And now, thanks to you, its time to celebrate.
So many of you have been with me from the beginning and for that, Im eternally grateful. Many more have joined the parade and you, too, are deserving of my thanks.
Week after week, the momentum has grown and now we stand, together, looking forward as we remember all thats gone before and hope that were still here, sharing all the moments that matter, two decades down the road.
I hardly ever quote myself.
It seems a bit arrogant, but for the purposes of perspective, allow me to indulge in a sliver of self-referential hubris.
These are among the words with which I introduced myself, back when gas was $1.16 a gallon and Twin Peaks, The Simpsons and Seinfeld were only just beginning to make their mark.
Heres how it all started:
A year from now, when Ive written maybe 50 of these columns, perhaps Ill know what Im trying to do. Right now, I just want to keep it simple and see what happens ... All I have in mind is that, once a week, Ill sit down at my typewriter and write ... This column, for as long as it lasts, is aimed at nothing in particular and everything in general. Its like the attic, filled with all sorts of useless stuff that might come in handy someday.
OK.
So its not exactly Call me Ishmael or I was born in a cross-fire hurricane, let alone, We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
But its not a bad example of opening a door and inviting others to share the ride. In fact, I think its pretty fine.
Hundreds of thousands of words later, I dont think that I could improve on it much, except to replace the word simple with the word honest.
And thats why I wouldnt change the word typewriter for anything.
Journalism, when I jumped into it, was a writers game. The better you were, the higher youd fly. Alas, thats no longer the case. Today, its shock and shtick and Facebook and Twitter and endless hyperbole with no more to count on than tomorrows equally bleak outlook.
But thats not me.
Im still a kid who refuses to grow up.
I believe in family and friends and faith.
I think its perfectly acceptable to spend a few minutes in this space pondering the greatest 40 guitar riffs of all time or the way an old girlfriend crippled your emotions by the callous way she left, not even saying goodbye.
And then how, after all that, I could stand on the shore in Kitty Hawk and pledge my undying love to a woman Id called my fiancee for many years and now, was lucky enough to be known as her husband.
I believe in sunsets on the beach and moonrises in the mountains, the way Neil Young can startle you with his electric candor and how it never gets old watching The Breakfast Club or reading Ball Four.
Its fun for me to share with you the details of my travels to places like Birmingham or Frankenmuth or Siesta Key, not to mention having been a student at the University of Notre Dame. I like telling you about games on campus, back when the Fighting Irish snapped UCLAs 88-game winning streak. I think its always a good idea to tell you where to get the best oysters on the Outer Banks or how to make a Mikey Burger.
Nothing stops you from skipping this space on a weekly basis.
Lord knows I would understand it if you did.
But enough of you have stayed true, since the time Dan Quayle was vice president and the Yankees hadnt won a World Series since 1978 to allow me the luxury of believing that Im doing something right. When you write and say that my musical references -- say Talk Talk, by the Music Machine or Cowboys to Girls, by the Intruders -- often leave you by the side of the road, Im always encouraged when you say something like, Even with all that, I enjoy what it is you have to say.
Which brings us to those of you who dont like my work ... and there are many.
But if youve gotten to this point in this piece, Id tell the judge, Well, if theyve come this far, they must not hate me too much.
And then Id agree with you.
You have hundreds of choices, better ways to spend your well-earned leisure time than to follow my weekly ramblings. But if you choose to, Im ever so happy.
Because its all about you.
When it comes right down to the marrow, the actual moment when you train your eyes on my words, its all up to you.
You decide if what I say matters.
You let me know when I make a mistake or two ... or three.
You give me the chance to share my stories.
You rock.
You roll.
You tell me when Ive written something that matters.
Youll forget me when I fail.
So.
Math was never my best subject, but if Ive been doing this once a week for 20 years, that means you might have read a thousand of these columns.
Wow.
Id like to be able to close out this celebratory piece with a grand announcement that very soon every single solitary piece of writing Ive done for you will be available in a handsome, leather-bound, coffee-table-book sized collectors edition, personally autographed by the author.
Titled, Two Decades to Think: Mike Dewey -- 1990-2010, Id be back home to kick off the publicity campaign and spend a lot of time back in Wayne and Ashland and Holmes counties, just hanging out with those of you who have made the last 20 years the best time of my life.
However, thats not what I was after when I started.
And thats not what Im after now.
All I want to do is offer my sincere gratitude for reading this column and for looking forward to my next one.
I think I closed out that March 3, 1990, piece with precisely the proper words.
Watch this space.
Mike Dewey can be e-mailed at Caroli namikeD@aol.com. or snail-mailed at 6211 Cardinal Drive, New Bern, NC 28560.